Overheard this evening

I was at the Al Chymia Shrine Circus this evening and I heard a young woman exclaim to her boyfriend/husband;

girl-can you believe what he makes those tigers and elephants do?

boyfriend/husband- He ain't MAKIN' them do shit, if those elephants did not want to do that stuff they could take that little stick from him and shove it up his ass and carry him around like the Olympic torch.

I nearly spit up my cotton candy.

Good point though.