Why does Monday suck so bad?

I have had computer problems at work. Weather related issues at work. Kids sick at home. All because of it being Monday. I want to boycott this day and just start back on Tuesday.

On a side note, I came up with several JBM references;

It's hard out here for a JBM( from hustle and flow)

JBM'n aint easy

Bring me a banana Congac Beotch, said JBM

I know these are not great but I had them so now you do too.