Uncle makes a funny..

true dat

A man walks up to the White house gate. I am here to see president Kerry. The marine at the gate says, sir, Bush is president. The next day the same man walks up to the gate and says, I am here to see president Kerry. The guard says, rather irritably, Sir, Bush is the president. The next day the same man walks up and says, I am here to see president Kerry. The guard has had enough. He says Sir, you have come up here for the last three days and asked to see president Kerry, and every time I tell you that Bush is the president. The man answers, I know I just love hearing it.