These are all good.

Via Dilbertblog

I can concur with almost all of these.

I also have heard that most bosses think all of their employees love them, when in fact the overwhelming majority hate not only their bosses, but also their jobs and coworkers. I wonder if that can be said where I work. I am kinda a boss, I wonder does everybody hate me? Naw, I'm such a lovable guy.