I do my own laundry.

Via uncle

I actually do. It is not because of some metrosexual thing or the wife makes me. I do it because she folds my shirts like an epileptic monkey on speed. I swear to G0d she just throws them in the air and however she catches them, that is how they get folded. So, since I am a firm believer in either let me do it my way or do it yourself, I do it myself.

I also do all the cooking and pay a lady to clean.

Yeah I am very very married (whipped)